I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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