All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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