Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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