Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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