I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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