Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I checked into jail on foursquare
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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