WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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