Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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