On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is wine microwaveable?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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