I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My feet surprised me
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