Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
