i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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