the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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