Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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