How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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