i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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