do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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