Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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