I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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