never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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