she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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