you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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