we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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