I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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