Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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