she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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