we have officially lost it.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Quick, to the slutcave!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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