You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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