drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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