I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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