i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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