ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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