We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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