I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He felt like a one man threesome
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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