Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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