is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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