yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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