I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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