Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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