The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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