no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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