Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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