I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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