Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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