If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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