The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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