Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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