we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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