does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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