Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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