i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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