what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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