i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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