dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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