We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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