Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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