I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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