The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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